The Phone Call

So last night I got a phone call. Here's how it went...

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hello Sir, you have just be awarded a free 500 minute calling card.

Me: WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caller: WOOHOO!!

Me: So, wait, if I call someone and use one hundred minutes, then go for 30 more seconds, does that mean I get charged for one hundred and one minutes.

Caller: Precisely. You get 500 minutes.

Me: Yeah, but if I only want to talk for 30 seconds, do I get charged for a minute. Cause sometimes I call people and I don't like what they are talking to me about, and I want to let them go after 30 seconds.

Caller: Precisely, you would only use 30 seconds. Or you could use just 10 seconds.

Me: Yeah, cause sometimes you get the answering machine. I don't like getting the answering machine. If I get the machine, I like to hang up and call back in twenty minutes.

Caller: So you would get two cards, 250 minutes each. They have no expiry date on them, so you can use them whenever...

Me: So, I can use them when I am 65?

Caller: Precisely.

Me: Well, what if I don't want to use them right now, can you send them to me when I am 65?

Caller: No, you have to take them now. It is a one time only offer.

Me: Okay, if I take them right now, can you guys hold on to them, and send them to me when I am 65?

Caller: No, that is not possible.

Me: Well...maybe I can get them now, and save them until I am 65.

Caller: Thank you for wasting my time. I am going to hang up now.

Me: Wait!!...Hello? Hello? Hello?............Hello?

Dial Tone.......

Cousin John

I have been listening to Kelly's Cousin John Connolly the past week or two in my car, on the way to work. I love his albums, and I want to advocate his music.

John is an awesome artist. He writes really great music, and I think he's got some major potential to make a big name for himself.

Anyway, I was just watching some videos of him on YouTube, and thought I would share the link with everyone.

So if you are reading this, please take a look at the video. You may not love it yet, but I promise, his music grows on you, and sticks in your head.

Here is a link to an awesome video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdH_fP4ZHic&feature=related

Also, here is a link to his website, which allows you to listen to some more of his music. Give it a try. You may just love it!!!

Website: http://johnconnolly.ca/?cat=1

ENJOY!!!!